Here is a good joke I received in the mail couple days ago, worth a good laugh.
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you
but I don’t have one.Officer: Don’ t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it,
4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see
your vehicle registration papers please.
